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LIFE AT DISNEY: TRADITIONS
What happens when you first start to work at Walt Disney World?
CHAPTER 5: MONORAILS
“That old Adam luck had stuck again. I had the most boring job imaginable and I wouldn’t even be inside an actual park or hotel. But such is life. So I went to my job a few days later, expecting to be bored out of my mind and stuck in a hot booth for the next 5 months.”
CHAPTER 4: ALL MY ROWDY FRIENDS ARE COMING OVER TONIGHT
“Clearly I couldn't just do what I want with other guys around. But I was less concerned about their opinions of me, than how I would feel about them. These were men in their earliest 20s.”
CHAPTER 3: DANGER ZONE
“The apartment complex, Vista Way... was owned by Disney, but run and guarded by a private company who hired rent-a-cops with a hard-on for screwing with college kids.”
CHAPTER 2: SOMEWHERE OVER THE RAINBOW
“It was unbelievable. They were all... happy. They chatted with strangers about college and their Mickey Mouse t-shirts. Sure, I was a little prepared, but really, who could have seen this coming?”
CHAPTER 1: FREEFALLING
“It took us two days to drive six hundred and fifty miles. Orlando was a vast city, much bigger and more complicated than the greater New Orleans area that I’d grown up around. We got lost for two hours before we found a hotel near the airport.”