THE GIRL IN THE POSTER
“I was so uncomfortable. Here I was with a hot girl in my bed and all she could think was how I was a huge, weird nerd. Which unfortunately wasn’t an unfair assessment.”
I Hate Rom Coms
“Oh, there she is! On the one hand, I’m relieved that she didn’t stand me up. On the other hand, I’m nervous as hell, because now I have to remember how to act like a human.”
Kissing Frogs
“She heard a loud crack as Tim fell backwards into her arms. She tried to hold his weak frame upright and immediately realized it was a mistake as Jason came in for another blow. That last shot sent a smattering of blood from his forehead onto the dress she had just bought for the prom. Gina was having a bad night, and she knew it wasn’t over yet.”
The Ballad of Sam and Waylon
“She was BB King, art museums and long kisses on a ferris wheel. I was George Strait, motorcycles and Schwarzenegger movies. And yet somewhere better between Die Hard and Dahli, we fell in love.”