
THE CLIMB: A TRUE STORY
“I could have said no, of course. I wasn’t required to put my life at risk. And make no mistake, climbing this ungodly thing was doing just that.”

Dave the Porn Star
Well, they weren’t always hilarious. Some were just perverts or criminals. And maybe “brilliant” is a strong word for some of them. They were utterly inappropriate to be around a 15 year old boy. But nevertheless, they were a fun crew.

Do Gods Bleed?
“Each one, they say, could level mountains with their bare hands. Of course some said that was a myth, but when they emerged through the portal on that day, each of us down to the most unapologetic atheist prayed that the stories were true.”

Kissing Frogs
“She heard a loud crack as Tim fell backwards into her arms. She tried to hold his weak frame upright and immediately realized it was a mistake as Jason came in for another blow. That last shot sent a smattering of blood from his forehead onto the dress she had just bought for the prom. Gina was having a bad night, and she knew it wasn’t over yet.”